Friday, June 13, 2008

"Ferrets? No I don't have any Ferrets."

I drove out to California today. Took me about 12 hours. As I was packing I remembered looking at this bottle of Aloe Vera and thinking, "Nah, I won't need it." Now I wish I had packed it, ya know why? I got a blistering sunburn on my left arm from having it out the window the whole trip.

The traffic was great and I was making good time up until I pulled in to Reno. I hate Reno. Summer of 2005 I sold satellites door-to-door in that city. I was glad to leave then, I was glad to just be passing by. But my stay was a little longer than anticipated because when I got to the gas station I locked my keys in my car! I have done this twice in my life and the last time was in Reno. At first, I did not throw a conniption. No biggie, can't do anything about it. But then as I got thinking about the $50 it cost to watch this guy fill up with air what looked like a blood pressure thingy which pried my door open just enough to slip a coat hanger inside to unlock the passenger door--I thought, "what a waste of my money. This is equivalent to a tank and a half of gas...a nice date with someone special...my grandpa gave me $30 to spend on gas and this is what I do? Seriously, I am about to start an internship in an industry that demands that you pay attention to detail, and I lock my keys in my car like a 4-year old."

I got over it.

I pull up to the border of Nevada and California. You know when California is turning into Mexico because they stop you like they would if you were at a real border.

"From Utah, just coming to visit? Do yo have any fruits or vegetables?"

"Yeah, just visiting and No."

"Any Ferrets?"

"Ferrets? No I don't have any Ferrets." She waves me on. Then for the next 2 hours I go through every possible reason why she would ask me if I had ferrets, and I didn't come up with much except that when ferrets cross the CA border they instantly carry diseases that in other states everyone is immune to.

I met the family I am staying with. Boy did I make out sweet for the summer! I paid $600 for the whole summer. I have my own room and bathroom, and the office is a 20 minute drive from here. Most places I found online were going for $1700 a month. However I think I will make it up in gas. Gas in Utah was $3.92 when I left. I pull up here and it is $4.63! No kidding. My friends laughed when I budgeted $5 / gallon in my finance plan...I am wondering if I should re-budget.

This family is way nice and accommodating. I don't imagine much interaction with the nature of my internship, but any contact would be welcomed.

Tomorrow is a little R&R...I fly to NJ for training on Sunday. I promise (for those who are more interested in the dirty details of banking) that I will soon post more stuff relevant to my internship when it starts.

PS--The weather and culture and atmosphere here is phenomenal:)

3 comments:

THE ANALYST said...

Love it man - this is going to be cool to see how your life compares to mine. See ya Sunday!

Rachael said...

Sounds like an eventful trip! You should ask your California natives what the ferret thing is about.

ShallWeShagNowOrShagLater said...

Great idea to start this blog!
I cant wait to hear more about your internship :)